Are You Objectively Awesome, Too?

Are you half-man, half-machine? Do you think of your feelings and thoughts as interrupts? Under "Languages", does your CV read 'C' and 'Assembly'?

Are you always playing the devil's advocate? Can you challenge yourself and others to achieve the absolute best possible, and then raise the bar again and again? 

Are you the sharpest tool in the box? Can your wordsmith skills best the fiercest minds and paint a picture that is as clear as it is thought provoking?

Are you a problem solver? Can you sense what people want when even they can't articulate it? Can you pull the Jedi mind trick and with a wave of your hand influence people's decisions? 

Which do you like better: Sunsets or DataSets? Are you still trying to figure out what is really the difference between a cat and a dog? Can you cope with building an AI that is smarter than you?

Are the clothes in your closet organized according to type and sorted by color? Can you close your eyes and walk around your house without bumping into anything? 

Are you the only person you know that actually reads the User Guide of a new product? Do you always notice when someone got a haircut or is wearing a new shirt? Do you walk around the street and spot everything that is wrong with every store sign and traffic light timing? 

Can you decide between knowing exactly where you are and knowing how fast you're going? Can you tell if Schrödinger's cat is alive without looking in the box? 

Are you addicted to life hacking videos? Do you enjoy watching a conductor play an orchestra? Do you find yourself reprimanding your pets for not wiping their feet when they enter the house? Are you addicted to LEGO? 

Is multitasking a second nature for you? Can you balance creativity with organization and methodology? 

Do you posses a natural intuition to how things work? Do you relish at opportunities to learn something new? Are you a people person? 

Do you see the world around you in block diagrams? Do you get a high from a perfectly articulated user journey? Are you struggling to decide if you're an artist or a techie?